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Bondisms

Sean Connery
 
Miss Moneypenny once told Bond that he'd have to ' make good on all his innuendos'. He never has done, but we've compiled all the greatest lines from the Bond franchise right here. Read on and learn to speak like an MI6 agent.
 
Dr No (1962)
Bond: Moneypenny! What gives?
Miss Moneypenny: Me, given an ounce of encouragement.
 
From Russia With Love (1963)
Tatiana: [after Klebb has explained her mission] And if I refuse...
Rosa Klebb: Then you will be SHOT!
Roger Moore
 
Goldfinger (1964)
Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.
 
Pussy Galore: My name's Pussy Galore
Bond: I must be dreaming
 
Thunderball (1965)
Fiona: Aren't you in the wrong room, Mr. Bond?
Bond: Not from where I'm standing.
 
Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
Bond: I tend to notice little things like that - whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette.
Tiffany Case: Which do you prefer?
Bond: Either, as long as the collar and cuffs match...
 
[Tiffany Case opens the door almost nude]
Bond: That's quite a nice little nothing you're almost wearing. I approve.
Pierce Brosnan
 
Live And Let Die (1973)
[Bond removes prosthetic arm from train window]
Solitaire: Now what are you doing?
Bond: Just being disarming, darling.
 
(As Bond undertakes zero-gravity sex)
Minister Of Defense: My God! What's Bond doing?
Q: I think he's attempting re-entry sir…
 
Never Say Never Again (1983)
Fatima Blush: Oh, how reckless of me. I made you all wet.
Bond: Yes, but my martini is still dry. My name is James. 
 
A View To A Kill (1985)
Bond: Well my dear, I take it you spend quite a lot of time in the saddle.
Jenny Flex: Yes, I love an early morning ride.
Bond: Well, I'm an early riser myself.
 
Goldeneye (1995)
Xenia Onatopp: You don't need the gun.
Bond: Well, that depends on your definition of safe sex.
 
Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
[In bed with his language tutor]
Bond: I always enjoyed learning a new tongue.
 
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Published 8 November 2006
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