by Lucy Mapstone, Entertainment Assistant | |
Celebrity Tweets Of The Month: August 09
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Candles lit - check, Chinese ordered - check, fresh pjs on - check, chocolate chilling - check, tea with two sugars, check... hmm Sat night prepared!
Lily Allen
I fell over badly last night and I’ve really ****** my back up. Just had an injection in my bum. How am I gonna get through tonight’s gig?
Alexander Armstrong
If you want to kill a circus, go straight for the juggler.
David Hasselhoff
Getting ready for the photo shoot for my new calendar. Should be fun…
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If Lady GaGa dresses like that for a plane journey what on earth would she wear to a bondage party? I shall host one in her honour.
Jonathan Ross
Random info of the day. Universal Studios have a patented scent they use on the Jaws ride called "Burnt Shark". Would make cool aftershave.
Michelle Dewberry
Gutted that someone stole my Vespa. Missing it loads.
Lady GaGa
My fans were lovely and really deserved to hear Poker Face. I love you and I'm sorry. X
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Alan Carr
That putrid burp the man across the aisle just did was fairly impressive/entertaining. I do not want my money back. This is priceless.
Morning people. I've run for an hour this morning all ready so I have the whole day to play with. Xbox...? Work...? Chill...? Pub...
Excellent
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9%
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